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8th-Feb-2012 05:54 pm - So Very Overdue Update!
So- yes, I'm alive. I always mean to post more, but I feel guilty for not doing it and for how long it's been and I don't. *sigh*

Still living in the American South and absolutely loving it!

My beloved TheGildedMagpie and I have now been together for nearly 4 years and are happily engaged. Unfortunately we can't marry or have a marriage count in our current state, but looks like CA might get its act together soon now that Prop 8's been declared unconstitutional. THANK the blessed Goddess. Still, we are mad for one another and share an excellent compliment of voices/interests/loveofhotdirtywrongness. She's such a good match for a pervy PR1! One of these days I'm going to post a tally of the voices in our heads. It's pretty crazy and we really wonder what "normal couples" do. Then I remember life with my exhusband. This is SO much better.

It's also crazy weird but awesome to have a whole second family who I love and who love me! I got two more parents who are great friends and a teenaged brother who I can still out-armwrestle even though he's a football and track star. *smirks*

I do a crap-ton of RPing still, mostly tabletop gaming with various friends but some online stuff. We've got a steampunk RPG in the works if folks are interested!

Writing-wise, I am mostly down to my Daily_Deviant fics for fandom and then it's all academic stuff all the time. It's sad, but full time uni teaching just doesn't give me the chance to play yet.

I have expanded fandom obsessions to officially (whatever that means) include LotR and Firefly, yes belatedly. We've also developed an unhealthy obsession with a certain detective and his doctor flatmate, but who hasn't?

So yeah. That's it for now. Life is busy, but life is good. Now I go back to prepping for teaching more fairy tales and waiting for The Hunger Games and The Hobbit to come out!

I really hope everyone is well. I do miss the lot of you. You really helped me get through an awful time in my life and helped me find ME, be ME, and like ME.

And helped my girl and I find each other. :D

*mushes all of you into a cuddly pile*

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8th-Feb-2012 05:46 pm - [info]hp_april_fools Sign-Ups!
Yes, it's that time of the year where I emerge from the woodwork/academia to demonstrate I am not dead yet and to pimp [info]hp_april_fools!

So, come join the crazy fun! Writers, it's time to put your hand to art! Artists, let's write some fic. Lurkers, join in and party!

Sign up here: 2012 Sign Ups

Or be left out!


And I'll post a brief update on life momentarily for everyone's reading pleasure.
19th-Jan-2011 09:13 pm - HP_April_Fools Sign-Ups! STill OPEN!
We're going to let people sign-up for the 4th Annual [profile] hp_april_fools through tomorrow at midnight EST!

Prompt claiming will be pushed back until 3pm EST (GMT-5) still on Saturday, 22 January!

One more day to convince your friends to play! One more day to join our foolishness yourself!

Come Play!

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17th-Jan-2011 11:15 am - HP April Fools!
Sign-ups are open for this year's [profile] hp_april_fools!

Come join us for a fantastic month of foolish madness where the authors make the art and the artists write the fic!

Resistance is futile!

You know you want to.

For a good time, click me.

Join HP_April_Fools!

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2nd-Nov-2010 10:50 am - I am NOT dead...
Despite evidence to the contrary...

So um. yes. Hello? I miss you guys! A hell of a lot has been going on- no, seriously, a lot.

My life in a nutshell:

* I'm now living in the American South. WTF? Luckily I'm not deep South and the area I'm in is fairly liberal, considering, due to the university population. But still... Me? In the South? I'm waiting for them to realise that they have a ranging pervert in their midst and lynch me. "YOU?! You're the one who likes gay incestuous crossdressing bestiality? YOU write children's characters having gay sex? YOU are pagan? AND YOU are bisexual? OUT OF OUR STATE!"

* I am teaching at a new university as of this August which is going very well. I teach British literature and children's literature and yes Harry Potter. :D Despite knowing a grand total of 1 person in the state when I moved here (alone), I've been blessed with fabulous colleagues and am actually developing a social life here. OMG.

* I have a great flat, nice and large and open, though it would be nice if it had another window or two. Still, importantly, it's QUIET. I'm currently alone but my beloved girl will be moving back here in Jan once she's done with her degree.

* My girl. We've been together nearly 2.5 years now and god, it's wonderful. Life is GOOD with her. We both stupidly happy, though we're apart, but even still- this distance for this time hasn't been as bad as we thought. A few more weeks and we'll be together in our own place (rather than together living back and forth between her parents' and my grams' like we were). I never expected to find someone who was as much of a filthy pervert as I am. And one as filled with voices and as obsessed fic writing and RPing and craftiness and costumes. *sighs happily* It took us both some crap to get to this place (between dumbass ex-husband and obsessive stalkers) but it's SO worth it.

* Dissertation- uhhh. That thing. I'm hoping to finish that by June. I owe a chapter to my chair 01 Dec. I should start that. But I've got loads of grading to do today. So it won't be today.

So yes, how are you?
What's new? What's old?
Care to give me an HP character and tell you something he/she would rather keep private?
Or at least say hello!
20th-Jan-2010 01:03 pm - FIC: "Practically Pristine" (Various, NC-17)
Title: "Practically Pristine"
Characters/Pairings: Myrtle, Remus/Slughorn, unnamed Hufflepuffs, Minerva/Tonks, Ron, Anthony/Fat Lady, Dobby, Luna/Sanguini, Carrows/unnamed student, Ginny/Pansy, Cedric/Cho
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Kinks: andomimetophilia, anthropophagy, birth control/condoms, blood play, body painting, breasts, breathplay, catamites, clamps, costumes, dungeons, edible aphrodesiacs, execution, genital whipping, hands-free masturbation, hyphephilia, kleptophilia, medical kink, partner swapping, personal ads, pornography, red wings, ritual sex, sex shows, sex in the workplace, symphorophili, sperm banks/fetish, spectrophilia, threesomes, tourniquets, underwear
Word Count: 1100 exactly
Summary/Description: People think I spend all my time sitting alone in my u-bend thinking morbid thoughts. But I'll tell you a secret: I don't. Oh sometimes one must dwell on death in the curve of a pipe but there are other much nicer things to think and do and see.
Author's Notes: Well, this is every kink/theme I didn't write last year... Talk about a challenge! And far, far too many tags.

Fake Cut to Daily_Deviant
"Practically Pristine"
14th-Jan-2010 12:39 am - Last day to join HP_April_Fools!
This is the last day sign-ups for this year's HP_April_Fools fest!

Don't be the fool who is let out of the fun!

Go over to our Sign-Up Page and be committed to this year's insanity!

Sign-ups will close at 11:59pm PST (GMT -8) tonight.
7th-Jan-2010 02:47 pm - FIC: "Veiled Science" (Sirius/Teddy/Victoire, NC-17)
This is the first of two fics I wrote for Daily_Deviant's Kinky Kristmas fest. I couldn't resist the prompt as it had one of my favourite kinks in it. Mmmmm, breathplay. :D

Title: “Veiled Science”
Pairing: Sirius/Teddy/Victoire
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4555
Warnings/Kinks: threesomes, bondage, gags, cockrings, pegging, piercing, voyeurism, breathplay, cockgagging, dirty talk, facials, Pervy use of the Death Chamber and Veil
Summary/Description: Teddy has finally found an intimate connection to his parents -- in the Department of Mysteries. Victoire, on the other hand, has found an entertaining idea of what to do with it.
Author's Notes: I couldn't resist this prompt and its fantastic kinks, so [personal profile] lesyeuxverts has my love for requesting Sirius/Teddy+1 with breathplay using the Veil. :P And this just kept going into something far, far longer than I normally write, so I hope you enjoy it! Thanks to [profile] thegildedmagpie and [personal profile] r_grayjoy for beta help!

Fake-Cut to iJ's Daily_Deviant!
"Veiled Science"

Comments are loved!
1st-Jan-2010 04:16 pm - HP_April_Fools Sign Ups now open at iJ
Hello all!

The Sign Ups for HP_April_Fools are now open!

Trek on over to iJ and join up!

This year we even have a specific category for people who are typically just watchers! Everyone is welcome! No talent required! Just a dose of courage and a foolish sense of fun!
27th-Dec-2009 09:53 pm - Third Annual HP_April_Fools!
OI, you lot!

Sign-ups for the Third Annual HP_April_Fools open in just 5 days!

You don't want to miss this! It's crazy fun and you don't have to have any mad skillz!

If you haven't heard of this, where have you been? :P In this gift exchange, the authors make the art and the artists write the fic! People who are known for both fic and art must work in a new medium; and new for this year, watchers will be making illustrated poems!

It's a chance to try your hand/mouse/keys at something new and have a grand time doing it!

This is fandom's friendliest and most foolish fest! I guarantee it!

*~* HP_April_Fools *~* HP_April_Fools *~* HP_April_Fools *~*
24th-Dec-2009 10:46 pm - EEEEEEEEEE!

I've gotten MORE art at [info]daily_deviant! You must, must must go see: "Carol of the Bells". It's not work safe but is so incredibly beautiful and by an artist who is so very not a mystery.

In fact my squeeing goes as follows: "OOOO I GOT MORE ART! OMG I GOT CENTAUR ART BY *****!!!! EEEEEEE!"


God how awesome has this month been for lovely gifties for me? *squishes and loves gifters!*

Now I really must write my last fic for the Kinky_Kristmas... just after I finish sewing a Christmas gift for [info]thegildedmagpie's mum.

Oh and Happy Christmas to all!
19th-Dec-2009 02:53 am - Impending Spam
I've just realised I failed to post like half of my 2008 Lusty Month of May fics to my personal journal... so I'm going to do that now.
18th-Dec-2009 11:19 pm - Alright, alright, alright!
I'm updating! Just for you, [profile] marilla82 and your 12 LJ "nudges" in the space of 4 minutes. GEEZ. :P

I have recovered from crap strep throat, finished my grades, and gotten hired back for winter quarter. All good things.

Everyone should go visit Daily Deviant and see the fun stuff posted for their Kinky Kristmas! One of my fics has been posted and I've also gotten some AMAZING Minerva/Bill art: "Let Your Hair Down, Miss Kitty" which everyone should go see. It's tres hot! RWOWR. Minerva+FuckMeBoots+Corset=OT3! This is just incredible and needs to be on my office wall!

And in grabbing the link for that I just found out I got some a lovely darker, dreamlike Luna fic from one of the fabu D_D watchers: "The Running of the Deer" It takes on my love of "Carol of the Bells" and twists it together with some paganism into a haunting fic that demands a 2nd read.

So go check those out and all the other stuff. During the course of the month, you'll eventually find 2 fics by me and one by my darling Magpie! But remember they're meant to be anonymous so don't spoil it if you can spot them. :P
21st-Nov-2009 10:09 am - FIC: "Full" (Remus/Sirius, NC-17)
And because I never posted to my personal journal, here's my Daily_Deviant fic from September!

Title: "Full"
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Enemas, much swearing and insulting of vicars
Summary: “Because I want to,” Remus informed him in a low pitch that sent gooseflesh rippling up Sirius' spine. “Because I want to see just how much you can fucking take before you start begging me to stop. Because I want you to feel just what it would be like to have every inch of your arse straining and stretched until it's indistinguishable from your intestines and all you know and all you are is full.”
Author's notes: I think I need to change my username to "nooneelse" so when these particular themes come up everyone will know that "nooneelse" will right them. :P Written for iJ's alisanne after I promised her something fluffy in the wake of July's necro fic!

Fake cut to Daily_Deviant!

21st-Nov-2009 10:03 am - FIC: "Alternatives" (Morfin Gaunt/Quirrell, Voldie/Quirrell, NC-17)
November's Daily_Deviant fic... I wrote the alternate pairing this month. For some reason no one wants to write Morfin Gaunt. :P

Title: "Alternatives"
Characters: Morfin Gaunt/Quirrell, Voldemort/Quirrell
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Non-con, Morfin Gaunt, Squickiness, slight crackiness? (Did you see the pairings?) castrati
Word Count: 1520
Summary: Quirrell lays in his bed at night, fidgeting. He used to sleep well, find comfort on his back in the softness of down blankets and the firmness of a good pillow and equally supportive mattress. But now he lays awake for hours, unable to deal with his own bony elbow poking into the side he has to lay on or to adjust to the soft pillow he must use now.
Author's notes: I'm sorry. Where was I supposed to go with this pairing? I mean, really? I think writing Morfin Gaunt in a fluffy romance would be far more terrifying than having him in a darker fic. Right? Right? :P

Fake Cut to Daily_Deviant!

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