OMG... daily_deviant's theme this month was Fake Spoilers and crack. They provided 81 false spoilers for DH as prompts. I used THIRTY-FOUR. Plus a few more that should have been on the list. My brain hurts.


Title: "WRiNCL-on-Thyme"
Characters: Everyone? Remus/Sirius, Tonks/Ginny, Harry/Ron/Hermione, Albus/Gellert
Rating: R
Warnings/Kinks: CRACK! Excessive use of parentheses, implied bestiality and public sex, disturbing visuals of Hagrid
Summary: 34 of the 81 fake spoilers provided, plus a few more. Can you find them all? :P
Author's notes: I am so, so sorry, world. This is complete and total cracked-out crack, though there is sex in it! Briefly. Sort of. At least it's not my art? And I sporfled while writing- not sure if that bodes well or not.

Fake cut alert!
"WRiNCL-on-Thyme"

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