And because I never posted to my personal journal, here's my Daily_Deviant fic from September!

Title: "Full"
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Enemas, much swearing and insulting of vicars
Summary: “Because I want to,” Remus informed him in a low pitch that sent gooseflesh rippling up Sirius' spine. “Because I want to see just how much you can fucking take before you start begging me to stop. Because I want you to feel just what it would be like to have every inch of your arse straining and stretched until it's indistinguishable from your intestines and all you know and all you are is full.”
Author's notes: I think I need to change my username to "nooneelse" so when these particular themes come up everyone will know that "nooneelse" will right them. :P Written for iJ's alisanne after I promised her something fluffy in the wake of July's necro fic!

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"Full"

November's Daily_Deviant fic... I wrote the alternate pairing this month. For some reason no one wants to write Morfin Gaunt. :P

Title: "Alternatives"
Characters: Morfin Gaunt/Quirrell, Voldemort/Quirrell
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Non-con, Morfin Gaunt, Squickiness, slight crackiness? (Did you see the pairings?) castrati
Word Count: 1520
Summary: Quirrell lays in his bed at night, fidgeting. He used to sleep well, find comfort on his back in the softness of down blankets and the firmness of a good pillow and equally supportive mattress. But now he lays awake for hours, unable to deal with his own bony elbow poking into the side he has to lay on or to adjust to the soft pillow he must use now.
Author's notes: I'm sorry. Where was I supposed to go with this pairing? I mean, really? I think writing Morfin Gaunt in a fluffy romance would be far more terrifying than having him in a darker fic. Right? Right? :P

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"Alternatives"

Title: The Lingering
Characters: Walden MacNair/unidentified female
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: necrophilia, character death, torture, noncon, snuff, spanking...
Word Count: 1075
Summary: People thought- wrongly, Walden knew- that methods not birthed in green light were just as final, just as crisp. But he knew how some bodies held something, he didn't know how to identify it, but something lingered.
Author's notes: So, this was written in 40 minutes in the middle of the Prison Break Ball at Azkatraz when I remembered today was my posting day at daily_deviant... And this did cause my poor girlfriend to have another squicked flail of "OMG! I dating pre_raphaelite1!" (yes, she uses my username for this flail.) This month's theme was necrophilia and once again, no one else had written it by the time it was my turn to post which means I had to do it, so blame all the other D_D writers for this one. :P

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"The Lingering"

Here's my daily_deviant fic for the month. Despite the warnings, I don't think it's squicky at all.


Title: Confession
Characters: Remus/Sirius, Remus/Tonks, Remus/Various
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/kinks: Satyriasis, Coitus a Mammalia, Infantilism, Salirophilia, Power Tools, Fellatio, Castration, Orgies, Claustrophilia, Hedonism, Courtship, Lacing, Sacofricosis, Flagellation, Fornicatory Dolls, Pheromones, Relics, Romantic Marriage, Confessions, Frottage, Suturing, Tantra, Adultery, Anal Plugs, Cybering (of a wizarding sort), Drugs, Coprophagy, Gender-bending
Word Count: 2222
Summary: "I like sex. I always have. But it's not as simple as that."
Author's notes: I figured rather than picking one kink I didn't write last year, I'd pick all the kinks I didn't write last year. Yes, I am crazy. Don't you all know that by now? Some are brief references, but they're still there, damnit.

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"Confession"

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After a couple months' hiatus, I am back. For better or worse. :P But no mucophagy this time. It's even nearly tame for me! Nearly.

RL update soon. Things have been nuts but mostly good. Party required and forthcoming.

Title: "Drifting"
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Victoire Weasley/Angelina Johnson
Warnings/Kinks: Student/teacher, oral sex, fantasy, water sex, breathplay (of a sort), insufflation (blowing air into orifices)
Summary: It takes Victoire a moment to realize she is underwater. It isn't the colour or the tall stalks of kelp stretching toward the receding ceiling. It isn't even the bubbles rising up from the woman's full lips as she exhales in a breathy groan. It is the gentle movement everything has acquired: a soft ripple of light and motion twined together and elegantly gilded.

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"Drifting"

This month's daily_deviant fic is so, so very wrong. But apparently it is also rather cute? So I've been told. :P

The theme this month which I used was mucophagy- yeah, snot-eating. No one else had done it! Terribly shocking. So um- yeah- if you have a need to flail about chanting "ew ew ew", please read!


Title: "Snot On"
Author: pre_raphaelite1
Rating: NC-17 (So very, very wrong)
Pairing: Hagrid/Fang
Warnings/Kinks: rimming, bestiality, crack, Hagrid's crack, Severe Squickiness, Mucophagy (Someone had to do it.)
Summary: It wasn't Flitwick who came to him one Tuesday morning when everything was quiet but for the sounds of very wet and snotty grief echoing against the Castle walls and carried over the still lake.
Author's Notes: I blame this first of all on everyone who did NOT write mucophagy this month. Secondly on zevazo who suggested the pairing after I saw that Padfoot was getting lots of action this month. And finally on red_squared who was able to guess what I was writing by my assertions I was squicking myself- and who also gave me the title. And finally, I blame all insanity and mistakes on LMoM.

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"Snot On"

This month's daily_deviant fic!

Title: "I Like Pink, Right?"
Characters: Teddy/Victoire
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Public sex
Themes/kinks chosen: Rhythm Method, Charms/Talismans
Summary: One side of her mouth rises in an expression that disturbingly reminds Teddy of her father's look after pointing out the depth of the sea below their cliffs or the size of a dragon's stomach or the man-eating ferocity of a French veela who finds her daughters threatened. Teddy knows he's fucked. And about to be. In the bloody library.
Notes: Love to clandestinelli for help with Teddy, quimby for Ted, and dannyyy for the lengthy dances of encouragement.

"I Like Pink, Right?"

And here's my daily_deviant fic. It's slightly unusual in style/presentation, but I like how it turned out. Some of you will know who the other bloke is.


Title: Inflection
Author: pre_raphaelite1
Characters: ?/Anthony Goldstein
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Kinks: Dirty talk, d/s, noncon? (you decide)
Summary: ”I'm getting closer. Sure you don't want to run again, little mouse? I like chasing you. It makes you so fucking hot and tight. You want to be like that for me, don't you? Tight like a little virgin slut.”
Author's notes: Undying love and gratitude to emiine for the fabulous on-demand beta which made this come together better than I'd hoped. And snogs and lurve to dannyyy who let me whine at her and who reassured me that the fic worked outside my head too.

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Inflection


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And here's my second collab from daily_deviant, a fic with lovely illustrations by wilde_stallyn!

*pushes F-list* You might have missed this when it was posted on the 23rd! Go! See Hermione in a corset and Sirius being treated like the slut he is. :D

Title: Exposed!
Author: pre_raphaelite1
Artist: wilde_stallyn
Characters: Remus Lupin/Hermione Granger/Sirius Black
Rating: NC-17, NWS Art!
Warnings: AU, BDSM, threesomes, breathplay, sex magic, cockrings, cockgagging, corsets, rimming, reference to figging
Word Count: 1400
Media: Photoshop
Summary: Rita Skeeter gets an eyeful and is appalled by deviancy!
Author's Notes: Much love and thanks to clandestinelli and wildestranger for the betaing!

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"Exposed!"

This is a previous post from daily_deviant that I just found didn't transfer over properly.

Title: "No Man is an Island"
Author: pre_raphaelite1
Characters: Minerva/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Needle-play (of a sort), strap-ons, BDSM
Themes/kinks chosen: Bell-dancing
Word Count: 1500
Summary: He didn't want to need this, to crave what he could find here. ... But he needed to feel, needed to feel this.
Author's notes: Smooches to ladyblack88 for the suggestions! Title is courtesy of John Donne.

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"No Man is an Island"

( No Man is an Island )


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Right- so this is probably the squickiest thing I've ever be involved in! And yes, I squicked myself at one part that I wrote.

I collaborated with two of the biggest perverts snapelike and cnary_crem_dght on a fic/art project for daily_deviant.

We are talking about giving prizes to people who make it all the way through our Christmas 'song'- set to the tune of "It Came Upon a Midnight Clear".

Go on. You all want to read it. We're being told that it's so squicky, we're going to hell it's hilarious.


Title: A Christmas Tale as Sung by Wormtail the Rat, or Something Like That...
Authors: pre_raphaelite1 and snapelike
Artist: cnary_crem_dght
Characters: Arthur, Ginny, Moony, Wormtail, Sirius, Regulus, Crookshanks, Mrs Norris
Rating: NC-17 and NWS
Warnings/Kinks: Songfic (sort of), crack (definitely), incest, chan, bestiality, cannibalism, rimming, snowballing, sounding, necrophilia, gang bang, non-con, dub-con, scat, prostitution and adultery, a bit of blasphemy- and generally yuckiness!
A/N: *cnary and lysa1 point at pre_raphaelite* 'It is all her fault!!!' OI! What? Am I the ONLY pervert around here? *cnary & lysa, nodding* Yes! *sighs theatrically* Alright.

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"A Christmas Tale as Sung by Wormtail the Rat, or Something Like That..."


*pushes all of F-List toward it*
*totally pretends she's not playing on iJ and pimping porn while she's administering a final exam*

OMG... daily_deviant's theme this month was Fake Spoilers and crack. They provided 81 false spoilers for DH as prompts. I used THIRTY-FOUR. Plus a few more that should have been on the list. My brain hurts.


Title: "WRiNCL-on-Thyme"
Characters: Everyone? Remus/Sirius, Tonks/Ginny, Harry/Ron/Hermione, Albus/Gellert
Rating: R
Warnings/Kinks: CRACK! Excessive use of parentheses, implied bestiality and public sex, disturbing visuals of Hagrid
Summary: 34 of the 81 fake spoilers provided, plus a few more. Can you find them all? :P
Author's notes: I am so, so sorry, world. This is complete and total cracked-out crack, though there is sex in it! Briefly. Sort of. At least it's not my art? And I sporfled while writing- not sure if that bodes well or not.

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"WRiNCL-on-Thyme"

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This month's daily_deviant fic! Later than usual due to court and fires, but here ya go. You lot voted on these a while ago, so this is YOUR fault. *giggles*

Title: "Animal Natures"
Characters: Firenze/Remus
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Kinks: Centaur!Sex, Sex Magic, Dubcon
Summary: Prompt: Remus happens to wander too deep into the Forbidden Forest on a full moon night and is caught by a few Centaurs, tying him up over a fallen tree. In the morning, Firenze finds him and takes advantage of the situation. Perv!Firenze and AlmostSplitInTwo!Remus. A plus if Remus enjoys it.
Author's notes: Many thanks to ragdoll for giving me her posting date at daily_deviant to allow for the craziness of divorce courts and wildfires. *hopes she's finding some fun in London* And love to ladyblack888 who got to listen to me whine. :P


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Title: "Sex 101 by Gideon Prewett (as Interpreted by Bill and Charlie Weasley)"
Pairings: Bill/Charlie, Augustus Rookwood/Gideon Prewett
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Kinks: Weasleycest, Chan, Sex as seen/understood by under-tens.
Summary: It was all Uncle Gideon's fault. No, really. Well, mostly anyway. But it's easy enough to blame the dead, and oddly comforting too.
Author's notes: Thanks to marilla82 for the beta! And much love to LJ's Orlanstamos for her Charlie, aillil for her Gideon, and spessartine for her Gus.

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Alright you crazy daily_deviant folks, anyone want to collaborate with Yours Pervertedly for the Kinky Kristmas?

Now's the chance to BLAME ME for your filthiest imagining.

Want to draw Padfoot getting buggered by Severus while Dobby sucks him off? I'm your girl.

Alternately, decided that there's TOO MUCH PERVERSION!!! Want to entice me to write sweet, fluffy, vanilla sex? I'm your girl for that too.

And yes, I really can do the stuff in between. I swear. I can and will write any pairing/kink.


I'd prefer to work with an artist, but I'm really easy. I'm putting this up to my F-list first before slapping my ad at D_D's post.