Er... yes. I'm not really dead. But I got sucked into teaching and grading, court dates, hex_files, and writing most of all. My SpringSMut is all done, delightfully pervy, and over 3K. I have 4 or 5 more fics that I've written extensively on and may finish at some point in my life to post. I will also do a RL post at some point soon.

For now though, I bring you CRACK!

This was shamelessly begged from me by charlotteschaos, ladyblack888, and one sleepy puppy. Inspired by "this Diary Entry by Gilderoy" at hex_files, I present to you "All that Glitters (Has Stupid Names)".


Title: "All that Glitters (Has Stupid Names)"
Author: pre_raphaelite1
Pairing: Barty Crouch JR/Gilderoy Lockhart
Rating: PG-13
Length: 490 Words
Warnings: Crack, MPreg

( All that Glitters (Has Stupid Names) )
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