Right- so this is probably the squickiest thing I've ever be involved in! And yes, I squicked myself at one part that I wrote.

I collaborated with two of the biggest perverts snapelike and cnary_crem_dght on a fic/art project for daily_deviant.

We are talking about giving prizes to people who make it all the way through our Christmas 'song'- set to the tune of "It Came Upon a Midnight Clear".

Go on. You all want to read it. We're being told that it's so squicky, we're going to hell it's hilarious.


Title: A Christmas Tale as Sung by Wormtail the Rat, or Something Like That...
Authors: pre_raphaelite1 and snapelike
Artist: cnary_crem_dght
Characters: Arthur, Ginny, Moony, Wormtail, Sirius, Regulus, Crookshanks, Mrs Norris
Rating: NC-17 and NWS
Warnings/Kinks: Songfic (sort of), crack (definitely), incest, chan, bestiality, cannibalism, rimming, snowballing, sounding, necrophilia, gang bang, non-con, dub-con, scat, prostitution and adultery, a bit of blasphemy- and generally yuckiness!
A/N: *cnary and lysa1 point at pre_raphaelite* 'It is all her fault!!!' OI! What? Am I the ONLY pervert around here? *cnary & lysa, nodding* Yes! *sighs theatrically* Alright.

Fake cut to Daily_Deviant!
"A Christmas Tale as Sung by Wormtail the Rat, or Something Like That..."


*pushes all of F-List toward it*
*totally pretends she's not playing on iJ and pimping porn while she's administering a final exam*