Right- so this is probably the squickiest thing I've ever be involved in! And yes, I squicked myself at one part that I wrote.

I collaborated with two of the biggest perverts snapelike and cnary_crem_dght on a fic/art project for daily_deviant.

We are talking about giving prizes to people who make it all the way through our Christmas 'song'- set to the tune of "It Came Upon a Midnight Clear".

Go on. You all want to read it. We're being told that it's so squicky, we're going to hell it's hilarious.


Title: A Christmas Tale as Sung by Wormtail the Rat, or Something Like That...
Authors: pre_raphaelite1 and snapelike
Artist: cnary_crem_dght
Characters: Arthur, Ginny, Moony, Wormtail, Sirius, Regulus, Crookshanks, Mrs Norris
Rating: NC-17 and NWS
Warnings/Kinks: Songfic (sort of), crack (definitely), incest, chan, bestiality, cannibalism, rimming, snowballing, sounding, necrophilia, gang bang, non-con, dub-con, scat, prostitution and adultery, a bit of blasphemy- and generally yuckiness!
A/N: *cnary and lysa1 point at pre_raphaelite* 'It is all her fault!!!' OI! What? Am I the ONLY pervert around here? *cnary & lysa, nodding* Yes! *sighs theatrically* Alright.

Fake cut to Daily_Deviant!
"A Christmas Tale as Sung by Wormtail the Rat, or Something Like That..."


*pushes all of F-List toward it*
*totally pretends she's not playing on iJ and pimping porn while she's administering a final exam*

Title: Scentillation(13): Ravenous
Author: pre_raphaelite1
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Kink(s): in-class naughtiness, cockgagging (hey, I'm consistant), and come-play
Challenge: Lusty Month of May!
Word Count: 685
Notes: All subtitles are names of perfume oils from Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab and therefore belong to the BPAL powers that be. And HP belongs to JKR, of course.

( Scentillation(13): Ravenous )
( Now with Art by Uleah!! )

Link to Original Pervy Werewolf Post:
Scentillation(13): Ravenous

Title: Scentillation(12): Cheshire Cat
Author: pre_raphaelite1
Rating: R
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Kink(s): Dirty talk
Challenge: Lusty Month of May!
Word Count: 775
Notes: All subtitles are names of perfume oils from Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab and therefore belong to the BPAL powers that be. And HP belongs to JKR, of course.

( Scentillation(12): Cheshire Cat )

Now With An Awesome Illustration by jlarinda!
( Illustration! )


Fake Cut Alert!
Scentillation(12): Cheshire Cat

First person to leave feedback gets to choose the BPAL scent as the prompt/inspiration for the next day’s ficlet! Should this not work out, I'll pick a reviewer at my discretion. Thanks to sethkyne_blue for this one.

Okay, so you want to see the gorgeous art I got while at TWH??? Yes, yes you do! I promise! I'm utterly perving on having beautiful art that is mine mine mine! *evil cackle then blush* Sorry about crappy scans. Doing the quickly before running out to appointment.

LOOK!

First one is school aged Tom/Minerva (G) by cathybites (who is really hot and an fantastic dancer).
( Tom/Minerva )

The next is prof!Minerva/student!Sirius (PG) by glockgal who was a bit staggered by my request I think. *giggles*
( Minerva/Sirius )

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And finally the PORN! (Not work safe, lovelies!)
Oh god how I love nimori. I popped her Minerva/Sirius cherry with the nametag art (which will get posted later) and then got her to do naughty Minerva/Sirius art. NC-17 corsetted!Minerva/leashed!Sirius. *dies

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( Minerva/Sirius NOT WORK SAFE! )