And because I never posted to my personal journal, here's my Daily_Deviant fic from September!

Title: "Full"
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Enemas, much swearing and insulting of vicars
Summary: “Because I want to,” Remus informed him in a low pitch that sent gooseflesh rippling up Sirius' spine. “Because I want to see just how much you can fucking take before you start begging me to stop. Because I want you to feel just what it would be like to have every inch of your arse straining and stretched until it's indistinguishable from your intestines and all you know and all you are is full.”
Author's notes: I think I need to change my username to "nooneelse" so when these particular themes come up everyone will know that "nooneelse" will right them. :P Written for iJ's alisanne after I promised her something fluffy in the wake of July's necro fic!

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"Full"

November's Daily_Deviant fic... I wrote the alternate pairing this month. For some reason no one wants to write Morfin Gaunt. :P

Title: "Alternatives"
Characters: Morfin Gaunt/Quirrell, Voldemort/Quirrell
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Non-con, Morfin Gaunt, Squickiness, slight crackiness? (Did you see the pairings?) castrati
Word Count: 1520
Summary: Quirrell lays in his bed at night, fidgeting. He used to sleep well, find comfort on his back in the softness of down blankets and the firmness of a good pillow and equally supportive mattress. But now he lays awake for hours, unable to deal with his own bony elbow poking into the side he has to lay on or to adjust to the soft pillow he must use now.
Author's notes: I'm sorry. Where was I supposed to go with this pairing? I mean, really? I think writing Morfin Gaunt in a fluffy romance would be far more terrifying than having him in a darker fic. Right? Right? :P

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"Alternatives"

I think I need to apologise in advance to my readers for what I'm about to do in my Daily_Deviant fic.

So, I'm sorry.

The fic will be posted in a bit at (Insane Journal's) Daily_Deviant and I'll provide links here.

I swear, I'm not dead. Really.

I'm here! It's just been really crazy. For anyone who is lucky enough not to be in education in CA, the state budget has totally fucked with the university resulting in people having contracts/employment ripped out from under them at the last minute. I was one of the lucky few who was rehired for this fall quarter after being unemployed during the summer. Of course none of us will have jobs in winter quarter so.. um... life sucks ass in a bad way.

I have a couple fics I've not yet linked here but I have been staying on top of my Daily_Deviant stuff and am now revving up for both hp_april_fools and for July's Infinitus in Orlando. And I'll get some recent student quotes up here eventually!

How is everyone else? *smooches everyone!*

Title: The Lingering
Characters: Walden MacNair/unidentified female
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: necrophilia, character death, torture, noncon, snuff, spanking...
Word Count: 1075
Summary: People thought- wrongly, Walden knew- that methods not birthed in green light were just as final, just as crisp. But he knew how some bodies held something, he didn't know how to identify it, but something lingered.
Author's notes: So, this was written in 40 minutes in the middle of the Prison Break Ball at Azkatraz when I remembered today was my posting day at daily_deviant... And this did cause my poor girlfriend to have another squicked flail of "OMG! I dating pre_raphaelite1!" (yes, she uses my username for this flail.) This month's theme was necrophilia and once again, no one else had written it by the time it was my turn to post which means I had to do it, so blame all the other D_D writers for this one. :P

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"The Lingering"

I have just nearly been killed by a cheeseburger at Azkatraz' welcoming feast. It was completely raw on the inside and I do like rare beef, but this was raaaaaaaaaaaaaw. Squick.

I've gotten to see LittleBlackBow, Dacro, Amanuensis1, RedDwarfer, TwilightSorcery, Xylodemon, and tons others that I've currently forgotten in my post-raw ground beef haze. :P

And now, I'm about to head to the craft fair to sell my plush squid! Tomorrow are my talks and a panel on Monday.

Say hello if you're new! Or if you're old. :P

flesh/fleshdress has passed on hp_fairytales to yours truly!

I am toying with multiple posting options and will be generating a poll before much longer

Just wondering how everyone is! So, tell me. How are you? :D

Courtesy of imochan! Go over HERE and enjoy the Old School REmus/Sirius love!!!

And here, these are my recs from my start in fandom (mostly from 2005)!


wildestranger told me to come here and god, what love at the height of R/S insanity! So I'll throw a few recs from other old timers, all pulled from my first set LJ memories.

My favourite story ever: Mapmakers by Casira (Still makes me cry)

The rest in no particular order:
"And Then There was One" by citikitti.
"Masked Revels" and "Stealing Harry" by sam/copperbadge
"Bambi Springs", "Consequences", and "Suavant Latine" by shaggydogstail
"Collared" and "Domestic Bliss" by sethkyne_blue.
"Abner of Astlegate's Most Splendid Pox" by sheafrotherdon
"So we’ll go no more a roving", "A Thing of Dark Imaginings", and "A Satyr Against Reason" by wildestranger
"Oh, Night and Divine" by imochan
"Letters from the Dead" by fleur-de-liz
"Funny Thing" and "The Line is Fine" by kabeyk
"A Lesson in Palmistry" by _emeraldgreen
"In the Winter of You're Gone" by blacksatinrose

All of these were from the days where RemusXSirius wasn't filled with teenaged badfic writers.

I am in the midst of end of the quarter grading and have paused to share some gems with you. These span a couple of assignments but basically this class is about semiotics, analysis, and interpretation of fairy tales.



The Gentlemen are known as monsters because they kill people and take the hearts; this is one of the taboos that the society has acknowledged that is inhumane. Therefore, anyone who kills and takes the heart from another person is considered a monster.
There go my weekend plans.

( The circular logic... it burrrrrrns! )

More later, I'm sure.

Fucking, FUCKING California. SERIOUSLY. WTF? I wish I could get the energy to be livid but I'm just so goddamn depressed about this.

I'm wearing my PRincess Bride shirt today... it originally read "Death can not stop true love." But now? I've added a large label over "death" so it reads "The supreme court can not stop true love." Fuckers.

The only thing that's made today worth getting out of bed? This quote from a student's essay on LIttle Red Riding Hood:

"[The huntsman] cuts [the wolf] open, rescues Riding Hood and the grandma, then drags the dead carcass to his house to nail."
Necrophilia for the win.

For emiime's birthday. A bit belated but with extra adoration. I hope you enjoy it as it did its own thing.


Title: "Shoulders"
Pairing: Sirius/Harry
Rating: R
Warnings/Kinks: Nothing particular? Fixation on a single body part. A bit drifty (but on purpose!)
Summary: Sirius doesn't want to look. Doesn't want to notice or see. And most of all he doesn't want to think.


( Shoulders )

So I'm teaching two courses on fairy tales this quarter and while I'm used to teaching remedial college writing and this is actually the highest level in the writing program, my students are disappointing by and large. I have a couple really fabulous students, two who are impressive and one of the fun sorts who is content to intelligent snark in class (ie, someone just like I was in class).

This last student actually told me last class that I should take classes in stripping for exercise. I sort of stared at her for a moment then laughed and pointed out that I was not going to dwell on the implications of either the exercise portion of that, or that a student just told me I should learn how to become a stripper. My beloved Magpie was next to me and it was apparently all she could do to keep from commenting, "You're making a big assumption in thinking she doesn't know how." *knows nothing about pole dancing, stripclubs, or working as a professional dominatrix on the advice of her shrink*

In addition to that level of fun, I'm grading essays today. Six page analysis/interpretation of a child's picture book of a fairy tale. I've had an impressive one, one good one, two mediocre ones, and one complete shite so far. I wish I could give I, G, M, and S as grades sut to give myself sadistic glee. thegildedmagpie's mum was an English teacher for years, teaching high school, so we have great times talking and she actually just bought me two nice red pens for me, as I was muttering about the scratchiness of the one I had. Such a lovely woman!

And finally, the reason I opened up my journal here, this line from the current essay:

[Sleeping Beauty's dress] accents the princess' small waste, which is extremely attractive in society's average male.

*sporfles and falls off the bed*

Oi. Anyone looking for a fun bit of RolePlaying? Something with a low level of required play? Somewhere you can bring ANY character from ANY fandom?

Check out bearandbarnacle!

I'm the co-mod there and we've got characters landing in present day Margate from HP, Turchwad (sorry, it's Sam's fault I call it this), Slayers, Buffy, Canterella, Mary Poppins, and Shakespeare to name a few. Each character comes from their own idiosyncratic universe from whatever point in time you choose so you can bring in YOUR Harry or YOUR James Bond or YOUR Elphaba and see what happens.

There's no lengthy mod-decided plot or heavy goal. It's there for some fun and creative play. Every month the mods offer up one topic and one event for people to respond to. You can pick one or the other! If you play multiple characters you can rotate months for them! Currently the topic is "Technology" and the Event is Age Play!

So come play with Iago from Othello, Xellos from Slayers, or Cesare from Canterella! How about Mary Poppins or Sherlock Holmes or the Joker? We have quite a few HP characters as well, like a postwar Lucius and a 6 year Tonks.

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