We're going to let people sign-up for the 4th Annual hp_april_fools through tomorrow at midnight EST!

Prompt claiming will be pushed back until 3pm EST (GMT-5) still on Saturday, 22 January!

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Despite evidence to the contrary...

So um. yes. Hello? I miss you guys! A hell of a lot has been going on- no, seriously, a lot.

My life in a nutshell:

* I'm now living in the American South. WTF? Luckily I'm not deep South and the area I'm in is fairly liberal, considering, due to the university population. But still... Me? In the South? I'm waiting for them to realise that they have a ranging pervert in their midst and lynch me. "YOU?! You're the one who likes gay incestuous crossdressing bestiality? YOU write children's characters having gay sex? YOU are pagan? AND YOU are bisexual? OUT OF OUR STATE!"

* I am teaching at a new university as of this August which is going very well. I teach British literature and children's literature and yes Harry Potter. :D Despite knowing a grand total of 1 person in the state when I moved here (alone), I've been blessed with fabulous colleagues and am actually developing a social life here. OMG.

* I have a great flat, nice and large and open, though it would be nice if it had another window or two. Still, importantly, it's QUIET. I'm currently alone but my beloved girl will be moving back here in Jan once she's done with her degree.

* My girl. We've been together nearly 2.5 years now and god, it's wonderful. Life is GOOD with her. We both stupidly happy, though we're apart, but even still- this distance for this time hasn't been as bad as we thought. A few more weeks and we'll be together in our own place (rather than together living back and forth between her parents' and my grams' like we were). I never expected to find someone who was as much of a filthy pervert as I am. And one as filled with voices and as obsessed fic writing and RPing and craftiness and costumes. *sighs happily* It took us both some crap to get to this place (between dumbass ex-husband and obsessive stalkers) but it's SO worth it.

* Dissertation- uhhh. That thing. I'm hoping to finish that by June. I owe a chapter to my chair 01 Dec. I should start that. But I've got loads of grading to do today. So it won't be today.


So yes, how are you?
What's new? What's old?
Care to give me an HP character and tell you something he/she would rather keep private?
Or at least say hello!

Title: "Practically Pristine"
Characters/Pairings: Myrtle, Remus/Slughorn, unnamed Hufflepuffs, Minerva/Tonks, Ron, Anthony/Fat Lady, Dobby, Luna/Sanguini, Carrows/unnamed student, Ginny/Pansy, Cedric/Cho
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Kinks: andomimetophilia, anthropophagy, birth control/condoms, blood play, body painting, breasts, breathplay, catamites, clamps, costumes, dungeons, edible aphrodesiacs, execution, genital whipping, hands-free masturbation, hyphephilia, kleptophilia, medical kink, partner swapping, personal ads, pornography, red wings, ritual sex, sex shows, sex in the workplace, symphorophili, sperm banks/fetish, spectrophilia, threesomes, tourniquets, underwear
Word Count: 1100 exactly
Summary/Description: People think I spend all my time sitting alone in my u-bend thinking morbid thoughts. But I'll tell you a secret: I don't. Oh sometimes one must dwell on death in the curve of a pipe but there are other much nicer things to think and do and see.
Author's Notes: Well, this is every kink/theme I didn't write last year... Talk about a challenge! And far, far too many tags.

Fake Cut to Daily_Deviant
"Practically Pristine"

This is the first of two fics I wrote for Daily_Deviant's Kinky Kristmas fest. I couldn't resist the prompt as it had one of my favourite kinks in it. Mmmmm, breathplay. :D


Title: “Veiled Science”
Pairing: Sirius/Teddy/Victoire
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4555
Warnings/Kinks: threesomes, bondage, gags, cockrings, pegging, piercing, voyeurism, breathplay, cockgagging, dirty talk, facials, Pervy use of the Death Chamber and Veil
Summary/Description: Teddy has finally found an intimate connection to his parents -- in the Department of Mysteries. Victoire, on the other hand, has found an entertaining idea of what to do with it.
Author's Notes: I couldn't resist this prompt and its fantastic kinks, so lesyeuxverts has my love for requesting Sirius/Teddy+1 with breathplay using the Veil. :P And this just kept going into something far, far longer than I normally write, so I hope you enjoy it! Thanks to thegildedmagpie and r_grayjoy for beta help!

Fake-Cut to iJ's Daily_Deviant!
"Veiled Science"


Comments are loved!

Hello all!

The Sign Ups for HP_April_Fools are now open!

Trek on over to iJ and join up!

This year we even have a specific category for people who are typically just watchers! Everyone is welcome! No talent required! Just a dose of courage and a foolish sense of fun!

OI, you lot!

Sign-ups for the Third Annual HP_April_Fools open in just 5 days!

You don't want to miss this! It's crazy fun and you don't have to have any mad skillz!

If you haven't heard of this, where have you been? :P In this gift exchange, the authors make the art and the artists write the fic! People who are known for both fic and art must work in a new medium; and new for this year, watchers will be making illustrated poems!

It's a chance to try your hand/mouse/keys at something new and have a grand time doing it!

This is fandom's friendliest and most foolish fest! I guarantee it!

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ART! ART ART!

I've gotten MORE art at daily_deviant! You must, must must go see: "Carol of the Bells". It's not work safe but is so incredibly beautiful and by an artist who is so very not a mystery.

In fact my squeeing goes as follows: "OOOO I GOT MORE ART! OMG I GOT CENTAUR ART BY *****!!!! EEEEEEE!"

*giggles*

God how awesome has this month been for lovely gifties for me? *squishes and loves gifters!*

Now I really must write my last fic for the Kinky_Kristmas... just after I finish sewing a Christmas gift for thegildedmagpie's mum.

Oh and Happy Christmas to all!

I've just realised I failed to post like half of my 2008 Lusty Month of May fics to my personal journal... so I'm going to do that now.

I'm updating! Just for you, marilla82 and your 12 LJ "nudges" in the space of 4 minutes. GEEZ. :P

I have recovered from crap strep throat, finished my grades, and gotten hired back for winter quarter. All good things.

Everyone should go visit Daily Deviant and see the fun stuff posted for their Kinky Kristmas! One of my fics has been posted and I've also gotten some AMAZING Minerva/Bill art: "Let Your Hair Down, Miss Kitty" which everyone should go see. It's tres hot! RWOWR. Minerva+FuckMeBoots+Corset=OT3! This is just incredible and needs to be on my office wall!

And in grabbing the link for that I just found out I got some a lovely darker, dreamlike Luna fic from one of the fabu D_D watchers: "The Running of the Deer" It takes on my love of "Carol of the Bells" and twists it together with some paganism into a haunting fic that demands a 2nd read.

So go check those out and all the other stuff. During the course of the month, you'll eventually find 2 fics by me and one by my darling Magpie! But remember they're meant to be anonymous so don't spoil it if you can spot them. :P

And because I never posted to my personal journal, here's my Daily_Deviant fic from September!

Title: "Full"
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Enemas, much swearing and insulting of vicars
Summary: “Because I want to,” Remus informed him in a low pitch that sent gooseflesh rippling up Sirius' spine. “Because I want to see just how much you can fucking take before you start begging me to stop. Because I want you to feel just what it would be like to have every inch of your arse straining and stretched until it's indistinguishable from your intestines and all you know and all you are is full.”
Author's notes: I think I need to change my username to "nooneelse" so when these particular themes come up everyone will know that "nooneelse" will right them. :P Written for iJ's alisanne after I promised her something fluffy in the wake of July's necro fic!

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"Full"

November's Daily_Deviant fic... I wrote the alternate pairing this month. For some reason no one wants to write Morfin Gaunt. :P

Title: "Alternatives"
Characters: Morfin Gaunt/Quirrell, Voldemort/Quirrell
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Non-con, Morfin Gaunt, Squickiness, slight crackiness? (Did you see the pairings?) castrati
Word Count: 1520
Summary: Quirrell lays in his bed at night, fidgeting. He used to sleep well, find comfort on his back in the softness of down blankets and the firmness of a good pillow and equally supportive mattress. But now he lays awake for hours, unable to deal with his own bony elbow poking into the side he has to lay on or to adjust to the soft pillow he must use now.
Author's notes: I'm sorry. Where was I supposed to go with this pairing? I mean, really? I think writing Morfin Gaunt in a fluffy romance would be far more terrifying than having him in a darker fic. Right? Right? :P

Fake Cut to Daily_Deviant!

"Alternatives"

I think I need to apologise in advance to my readers for what I'm about to do in my Daily_Deviant fic.

So, I'm sorry.

The fic will be posted in a bit at (Insane Journal's) Daily_Deviant and I'll provide links here.

I swear, I'm not dead. Really.

I'm here! It's just been really crazy. For anyone who is lucky enough not to be in education in CA, the state budget has totally fucked with the university resulting in people having contracts/employment ripped out from under them at the last minute. I was one of the lucky few who was rehired for this fall quarter after being unemployed during the summer. Of course none of us will have jobs in winter quarter so.. um... life sucks ass in a bad way.

I have a couple fics I've not yet linked here but I have been staying on top of my Daily_Deviant stuff and am now revving up for both hp_april_fools and for July's Infinitus in Orlando. And I'll get some recent student quotes up here eventually!

How is everyone else? *smooches everyone!*